~ the evolution of dreams ~
April 10, 2006,9:17 p.m.
name-athon
so, gwyneth has given birth to a baby boy. i must say i was a bit apprehensive about the name of this one. would she continue along the food group line? would she explore beyond fruit, maybe consider some delectable vegetable choices?

nope. she's gone biblical on us. in any case, while discussing the names that apple will probably go by when she gets old enough to learn what a real apple is (tony votes for alison, i think she'll be attracted to blythe), tony suddenly stopped dead and looked at me.

t: you know how we were stuck on choosing a name for a boy, if we had one?
s: (suspiciously) yes....??
t: [pauses]
s: (half-hopefully) you thought of one?!
t: yes.
[pause]
s: well?
t: (looks at me seriously for dramatic effect) how about RUTABAGA!
s: [disbelief]
t: IT'S SO GWYNETH!

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