~ the evolution of dreams ~
February 7, 2007,7:01 a.m.
grin
Have you ever seen the Iliad? People who read the whole book are people who do not own televisions, and those people are probably the same people who think it is uncivilized to talk about boogers. Very sad people.
i am one of those people.
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December 4, 2006,3:53 p.m.
link
dooce linked the site a softer world in her sidebar, but i had to share this incredible sentence from joey's bio:
Joey is a firm believer in the idea that if you can't be a good example, you have an obligation to be a horrible warning.
that just made my day. i'm off to go grocery shopping.
Joey is a firm believer in the idea that if you can't be a good example, you have an obligation to be a horrible warning.
that just made my day. i'm off to go grocery shopping.
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November 24, 2006,3:24 p.m.
this day goes down in history -
the personal history of sappho, that is - as the first time in my 23 years that i have eaten kidneys.
it was a mistake - i didn't know what i was eating at the time. although i guess it doesn't really make things better to have thought i was eating brains.
it was a mistake - i didn't know what i was eating at the time. although i guess it doesn't really make things better to have thought i was eating brains.
October 24, 2006,5:05 p.m.
1.2.3.
1. i am so jazzed on a starbucks wet cappucino (SNOB!) that i'm commenting on my own blog.
2. i crack myself up.
3. my best saying ever i coined 32 nanoseconds ago:
p.p.s. i really did mean 'snob' in english spelled frontwards tho
p.p.p.s. never have a grande starbucks after a month's abstinence. go for the little cups. trust me. trust me on the little cups. if not for your sake, for everyone else's.
2. i crack myself up.
3. my best saying ever i coined 32 nanoseconds ago:
my brain cells have migrated to my wisdom teeth.p.s. 'snob' is candy in french spelled backwards© 2006 ad infinitum by sappho
p.p.s. i really did mean 'snob' in english spelled frontwards tho
p.p.p.s. never have a grande starbucks after a month's abstinence. go for the little cups. trust me. trust me on the little cups. if not for your sake, for everyone else's.
April 10, 2006,9:17 p.m.
name-athon
so, gwyneth has given birth to a baby boy. i must say i was a bit apprehensive about the name of this one. would she continue along the food group line? would she explore beyond fruit, maybe consider some delectable vegetable choices?
nope. she's gone biblical on us. in any case, while discussing the names that apple will probably go by when she gets old enough to learn what a real apple is (tony votes for alison, i think she'll be attracted to blythe), tony suddenly stopped dead and looked at me.
t: you know how we were stuck on choosing a name for a boy, if we had one?
s: (suspiciously) yes....??
t: [pauses]
s: (half-hopefully) you thought of one?!
t: yes.
[pause]
s: well?
t: (looks at me seriously for dramatic effect) how about RUTABAGA!
s: [disbelief]
t: IT'S SO GWYNETH!
nope. she's gone biblical on us. in any case, while discussing the names that apple will probably go by when she gets old enough to learn what a real apple is (tony votes for alison, i think she'll be attracted to blythe), tony suddenly stopped dead and looked at me.
t: you know how we were stuck on choosing a name for a boy, if we had one?
s: (suspiciously) yes....??
t: [pauses]
s: (half-hopefully) you thought of one?!
t: yes.
[pause]
s: well?
t: (looks at me seriously for dramatic effect) how about RUTABAGA!
s: [disbelief]
t: IT'S SO GWYNETH!
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April 13, 2005,6:40 a.m.
joker
georges asked me on monday morning, "do you want to hear a joke?"
naturally i replied "yes."
so he said, "ok." and looked at me. then he said, "knock knock."
[sappho] "who's there?"
[georges] "guess what!"
[sappho] "guess what what?!?!?!?"
[georges] looks at me. then says, "my nose is glued on" and promptly puts his finger on his nose to make sure it doesn't fall off.
my tummy hurt after i managed to stop laughing.
naturally i replied "yes."
so he said, "ok." and looked at me. then he said, "knock knock."
[sappho] "who's there?"
[georges] "guess what!"
[sappho] "guess what what?!?!?!?"
[georges] looks at me. then says, "my nose is glued on" and promptly puts his finger on his nose to make sure it doesn't fall off.
my tummy hurt after i managed to stop laughing.
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