dear [censored],

insofar as your critique of my sentence structure is concerned, i do not see the use or value of your contention that they are too long, or that the vocabulary is vague. in support of my disagreement with this criticism, i direct you to the multiple lectures and notes you have handed out to the class in which your sentences go on for pages, ad nauseum. not only do you suffer from Excessively Long Sentence Syndrome, however, i find that you should also be entered in the book of world records for the most Confounding Ability to Say Nothing within Sentences That Go on for Pages and are Drivel. i beg you to travel to saturn and spend the rest of your life running around its ring spinning endless sentences that form into mobius strips and eventually tie you up and pin you in place for infinity.

sincerely, your lord and master,
sappho

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dear [censored] [censored],

in light of the two years in which i have had the ambiguous honour of leading this group, i must say that i have no qualms or regrets with my upcoming opportunity to disassociate myself with this organization. although i have worked my ass off to bring us to a level never experienced before within this organization i am sick of doing all the work and dealing with the bullshit [censored] [haha] that is exuded by the people who are also supposedly in "supportive leading positions" in relation to my position. the fact that they are free floaters who have no [censored] concept of how this group is run and that they are full of disrespect for the leaders and members of the organization has been a fact that i have lived with for too long. i am still enfuriated when i think of all the work i have done and the fact that people not only don't recognize that fact, they do not care. i can say, however, that i have learned a lot from my experience running this organization, and that i have given over 100% and tried my [censored] hardest. i am going on to bigger and better things now, and i am leaving all of you squealing and fighting in the dust amongst yourselves. i have no use for resentment now. none of you are worth it. go flail in the mud.

sincerely, your lord and master,
sappho

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sigh. so it has been a difficult journey, and a good one at the same time. this rant might have been indulgent, but i needed to get it out, because no matter who i talk to, it doesn't seem to matter. i am always still angry; but even though i can get angrier, i don't have the time to, or the energy to do so. as i said, i am moving on to bigger and better things now, and these are the things that are worth my concentration. not these other things, which are soon to be in my past. so i send an electronic [censored] you to all those people who have made my life living hell, and believe me i won't see you there when you go to meet your maker. have fun. i bet you won't be able to stand the heat.

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