~ the evolution of dreams ~
January 4, 2005,2:46 p.m.
veering walkers
i have decided that i am a veering walker. there must be some sort of reaction happening with gravity + wherever i pound my feet on pavement, because i swear people must think i'm ravingly drunk in the middle of the afternoon (or morning or whenever) since i weave all over the sidewalk when i walk.

please don't ask me to walk in a straight line. it pisses me off. i don't have the natural in-born talent some of you possess, in which you place one foot in front of the other, and traverse the world in perfect linearity.

i think part of the difficulty i have in walking is due to the fact that i hardly notice where my feet are going, because i am too curious about observing the environment around me. the most embarrassing problem with this is that i tend to crane my head up to catch a glimpse of the sky, clouds, birds, treetops, a plane, a helicopter, what-have-you - and this creates the perfect ingredients for a disastrous situation to occur.

the most embarrassing result of being preoccupied with something else other than where i was going was walking into a wall.

i can't believe i just shared that with the internet.

we'll see how long it takes before i realize what i've typed and delete it.

(by then, of course, IT WILL BE TOO LATE.)
posted by sappho
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