~ the evolution of dreams ~
October 26, 2006,3:39 p.m.
drastic times

this is the best beer in the world. not because it doesn't taste like beer; i am not one of those girls who doesn't like beer. i love good beer. quelque chose is simply in a completely different league.

it is, concisely put, the ambrosia of all beers.

unfortunately the brewer is discontinuing its production. i can understand that it takes a lot of time to create something that tastes like the drink zeus consumes all the time. i don't know, maybe the human consumption rate was getting to such a point that they couldn't keep up with the production needed for zeus' personal dose.

all i know is that there are a limited number of bottles left in the world. and that this calls for drastic measures.

i'm doing what it will take to ensure that as many of the contents in these remaining bottles end up in my stomach.

doing what it takes, in this case, is driving to montreal and cleaning all SAQs within my reach of the bloody stuff until the trunk of our car can't carry no more.

i am one kick-ass bitch when it comes to getting what i want. oh yes.

if only i knew the president of unibroue.

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